• Person: She was dressed like a slut, so she got raped. It's common sense.
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me:
  • Officer: So, you say you shot this man?
  • Me: Officer, it's not my fault he was killed. I mean, he WASN'T wearing a bullet proof vest. It's his fault that my bullet killed him. It's not my fault at all. How dare he walk around with his body vulnerable to bullets.
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It took me over 15 years to realize the sample at the beginning of the Hey Arnold! theme song is saying, “Well, here we go.”

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